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Kramer's lines - all Seinfeld seasons

How well do you know your Cosmo Kramer quotes? Kramer has some memorable lines that are easily identified, but can you remember during which episode those lines were said? We'll give you 10 of Kramer's lines said during seasons 1, 2, and 3. Your challenge is to choose the matching episode.

The lines are pulled from our database at random. That means you can play the same quiz over and over. No more of these quizzes that you can only play once. We'll give you 10 random lines each time you play.

The questions come with five hints to help you identify the correct episode. Be careful. You will be penalized for every hint you reveal.


Location: The scene where the line was spoken.

Previous Line Speaker: The speaker of the line just before the given line.

Previous Line: The line just before the given line.

Next Line Speaker: The speaker of the line just after the given line.

Next Line: The line just after the given line.


Question Value: 10 points

Revealed Hint Value: -1 point

Quiz Score: 100 Possible Points

Enjoy the internet's best Seinfeld quiz. Match Kramer's lines with the correct episode.

Question 1

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Question 2

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Question 3

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Question 4

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Question 5

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Question 6

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Question 7

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Question 8

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Question 10

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